twelve

The Age I hated. Its when hormones are kicking in and you start junior high and all the drama starts. You Want to be treated older but every one treats you like a baby. but you are sooo close to being a teen you cant stand it. You secretly want sex but no one knows it because they, again, think you are a baby. Again, HATED it.

14-YEAR-OLD: Wow you are really hot

12-year-old: thanks you too

14-year-old: Wait how old are you?

12-year-old: twelve.

14-year-old: You are way too young for me. you're just a baby who dosen't know anything.

12-year-old: :'(

by Loveless <3 March 5, 2008

twelve

a number, after eleven and before thirteen. anything else is classified as a regional colloquialism.

ten (10), eleven (11), twelve (12), thirteen (13)...

by brad March 13, 2004

twelve

a dyme that gets 2 extra points for having a really good personality.

the two extra points is for personality (only crack heads add extra points on a scale of one to ten based solely on looks plus using any number higher just makes you look stupid).

scenario 1
Person A: "A dawg, that shawty right there is a twelve!"
Person B: "You mean a ten?!"
Person A: "Naw, plus two for personality."

scenario 2
Person C(for crack head): "Hey that girl is a FIFTHTEEN!"
/everyone looks at him funny/
Person B: "what are you smoking?"

by chewbaccaie February 8, 2008

twelve

Twelve, "The Almighty Adversary". Often fought, rarely vanquished, Twelve is large and singular at the same time. Twelve, one ..two, comin' atcha. Unghh!

Example one:
1st person- "Hey, you wanna go fight Twelve?"
2nd person- "Yeah I'll fight."
(a cigarette is smoked)
Example two:
1st person- "Can I get your number?"
2nd person- "Twelve."

by Greg Gilman January 18, 2004

twelve

gay. instead of being caught for saying 'gay', just say twelve instead

person1: look at that guy, he is so gay
person2: no, mate, he's twelve.
person1: no, YOU'RE twleve

by bill scriven April 11, 2006

twelve

a dozen like it sounds like a quadrillion but is only twelve a dozen

a dozen of twelve eggs which came first because DNA is all in that mofo.

by Gods Hitman March 22, 2017

Twelved

Getting twelved is when while playing cornhole one player gets 4 bags in the hole and the other players gets all 4 bags off the board. The result is an +12 for one player and lifelong embarrassment for the other.

Remember when Louis twelved Ed?. That was embarrassing and he has never gotten over it.

by LAH12 March 16, 2021