tweet

slang word for a vagina.

what a whore, her skirt's so short you can almost see her tweet

by bhg143 March 21, 2005

tweet

Pronunciation: \'twēt\
Function: verb; noun
Inflected Forms (verb/noun): tweeted; tweeting; tweets/ tweets
Etymology: From English tweet
Date: March of 2006, the foundation date of www.twitter.com

verb
: to post a piece of writing under 140 characters in length on the well known website www.twitter.com; usually in a blog-like format that describes the state of being, situation, feelings, and/or random thoughts of the individual (Akin to a Facebook status)

noun
: a single piece of writing one posts on www.twitter.com

verb
<I really need to tweet about this experience on twitter!>
<God! I haven't been able to tweet all day because my computer is down!>
<“You can lead a celeb to twitter but you can't always make them tweet.” -Jonathan Ross>

noun
<Come check out this tweet man. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life! Why would they post a tweet about this! Jeez...*shakes head*>

Both
<I think I just tweeted the least important tweet ever!>

by Whatever_47 November 21, 2009

tweet

a pussy wedgie

Did you see that chick pick her tweet?

by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

tweet

to huff shoe polish

Let's go tweet behind the gym after school.

by thugdog millionaire May 06, 2009

tweet

An order to stop talking. Usually when someone is being annoying.

"blah blah blah blah...."
"hey! tweet! no one wants to hear it!"

by Missie September 16, 2003

tweet

good luck; do well
usually said in sports, but it can be said in general too

As he was walking up to the base, we all yelled "Tweet!" at different times for good luck.

"Are you performing in the play?" "Yes I am." "Well, I hope everything goes well. Tweet!"

by flowerchildgreen April 29, 2005

tweet

An exclamation when someone gets insulted. Related to carry, as when a referee blows the whistle when someone carries in basketball. Originated in D.C.

Tweet! Bitch, you got carried!

by bcbc September 17, 2008