tweested

when you're drunk and writing stupid shit on twitter

I was hella drunk last night and tweested my exgirlfriend on some weird shit. Now I can't fuck her friends.

by TheARKness October 17, 2009

Peter Tweeter

A person, usually a man, who sends images of his private parts to other people by electronic means. SEE Brett Favre, Anthony Weiner.

She just checked her phone and got another picture from that Peter Tweeter!

by conchpiggy707 June 16, 2011

Tranny Tweeter

A man that creates a female profile on Twitter and tweets as though he's a woman.

My ex boyfriend became a Tranny Tweeter and pretended to be an old girlfriend of the guy I'm seeing.

Dick became a Tranny Tweeter to see if his ex's new boyfriend would hit on him/his fake girl @.

by @creativfluffer May 9, 2011

Attention Tweeter

A slight variation of 'attention seeker', which applies a user of tweeter submits tweets that reek off "ask me"

Bob: omg, have you seen Jill's tweets recently?!
Craig: Yeah I saw that read, "Omg, I hate my life"
Bob: Fucking attention tweeter.

by A chocolate fire-guard. December 15, 2011

back tweeter

someone who tweets while having anal sex.

"you're such a back tweeter"

by larry__stylinson July 8, 2012

Facebook Tweeter

A noun: describing a person who uses Facebook like they are on Twitter and ends up spamming your news feed with their statuses.

10:51 AM "Driving to work!"
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."

by misspelld April 27, 2010

Tweeter

Tweeter - Females Virginia

Don’t forget to wash your tweeter !

by TeaxsTea2019 October 11, 2019