twatflaps

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

Twatfucker

A derogatory term used to playfully insult someone who likes twat

Autumn is a twatfucker.

by cbs1210 November 28, 2012

twatflapper

One who enjoys flapping the twat
IE giving a female mind blowing oral sex

she blew when she was given oral by the twatflapper

by Mikey B61 February 25, 2007

Twatular

The area pertaining to or surrounding the Twat.

Oh god my Twatular area is itching up a storm

by Mrs.Zinda August 10, 2008

Twawful

The shortened version of twatwaffle but with the implication that the twat is that much more awful. It allows knowing parties to communicate about said twatwaffle in their company or to communicate about the twatwaffle in a setting where the use of the full term twatwaffle might offend or result in expulsion.

Melinda is such a twawful!!!

by neonistic July 17, 2019

twatula

The cold metal device used by a physician to enlarge a woman's vagina before a pap test.

Genevieve, you're such a twatula!

by James March 10, 2004

Twawful

An extremely bad an unpleasant experience "It was just awful"

"You look so upset what happened ?"
"Oh it was just twawful, there I was just sitting there.....

by Keeters March 21, 2008