turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Turnipped

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.

Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing

by Joshictionary September 19, 2018

Turniping

Turniping is when you are really cute and adorable (and sometimes clumsy), and everyone loves you.

Person 1: "Hey she was turniping earlier"
Person 2: "aww that must have been cute af haha"
Person 1: "It was"

by Grzmit February 19, 2021

Turnip

A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid.

"You know that kid in biology class? He's such a turnip."

by Fionafiasco May 13, 2008

The Turnip

A satirical news paper written and produced at and about Ball State University.

Person 1: Hey are you reading the Daily News?

Person 2: Hell no. I'm reading The Turnip.

by BSUTurnip May 20, 2011

turnips

alcohol.
see also "turniped," meaning drunk.

"You are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."

by caitlin12345 January 9, 2009

Turnip

(verb)
To get drunk (as in turn up) but not rage. To turn up in solitude, generally lamely.

"Wanna get a drink in the basement and play pong by ourselves?"

"Yeah, let's turnip!"

by The Turnt Gardener April 28, 2014