1 definition by Skiters

Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic.
Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?

Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells
by Skiters April 1, 2011