A bald, overweight Asain monk who likes to wear a tight white shirt along with a pair of loose jeans which fall down quite often. He will shrink 2cm in the near future. (courtesy to LOP Inc)
by pkdeokdoewd November 5, 2018
 Get the Turgid Guymug.
Get the Turgid Guymug. Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.
Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
by ilookmarvlus September 24, 2019
 Get the Oral Turgiditymug.
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by Mark November 24, 2003
 Get the turgid-love-rocketmug.
Get the turgid-love-rocketmug. 