A bald, overweight Asain monk who likes to wear a tight white shirt along with a pair of loose jeans which fall down quite often. He will shrink 2cm in the near future. (courtesy to LOP Inc)
OMG you are such a turgid Guy (eg Rehmat)
by pkdeokdoewd November 6, 2018
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Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.
Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
by ilookmarvlus September 24, 2019
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A term usually reserved for the erect male member.
Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard
by Mark November 25, 2003
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