Turdistan

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.

Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.

by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

turdstile

The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

by JEUNT December 4, 2010

tardistan

Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.

Person 1: So how did the trip to Tardistan go?
Person 2: Excellent, Adelaide beat Melbourne 3-0

by Kozzie January 10, 2007

turdstabber

any dude who has anal sex

gimme back my cd you fuckin turdstabber

by badger boy 5-0 June 14, 2007

turdster

A prankster who throws a turd into a discussion. Superficially, they are just another participant. But in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash.

The back and forth in the comment section was going well, until that snickering turdster joined in.

by Reverend Bat Boy November 15, 2013

Turdistan

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.

Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2

by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

Turdism

A form of portrait making that was inspired by Pablo Picasso. A Turdism drawing is created by drawing a subject with all focus directed to the subject and no focus directed to the paper. Turdism is often drawn swiftly and efficiently, and the end result will vary.

Currently Turdism is limited to only a few known artists, those of which refuse to publish their portraits online.

That guy knows his Turdism; just look at the portrait he bought, it's amazing!

by KoffDum November 7, 2010