Turd Burgaler

A alpha male who proseeds in putting peanut butter on his nob and slamming it so hard up his arse he screems like a squealing pig.

Gareth lock and his bum boy mr longdon while hes dad invades and says ''sorry son''

by horney henry December 1, 2003

turd burgaling ass bandit

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

by big andy C May 7, 2007