turbowank

A turbowank is a a form of masturbation by which an individual speedily pleasures one’s self to a climax, an accelerated version of a normal wank.

Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.

So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!

by dababy101 May 21, 2020

Turbofail

The act of failing in an extremely fast and/or consitant manner. Commonly used on internet forums and online gaming to describe noobs or bads.

Player 1: God damnit! I'm always the first one to die on our team!!!
Player 2: Maybe if you wouldn't turbofail we'd be winning.

Forumer 1: OMG look at my hawt sister.
Forumer 2: Turbofail.

by Mr. Bad January 23, 2008

Turboranger

The coolest person on earth, dont pay any attention to what that other guy says :D
Finds a bunch of useless irc scripts and puts them on his bot for no apparent reason.

<turboranger> !rape Merrick
*^SPDBOT^ rapes merrick

by TURBORANGER!!! February 12, 2005

turbopants

Shockingly, derived from the separate english words "turbo" and "pants." Together this combination yields a description of an adorable girlfriend who can both be exquisite and elegant, yet at the same time fall out of her chair and have trouble walking from place to place.

Look at that beautiful girl walking down the... OH NO, are you ok there turbopants?

by Mikey January 19, 2005

turbofap

When you fap so fast its faster than the speed of light

Turbofap!,turbofap!,turbofap!=mega squirt!

by ultra super donkey dude April 23, 2013

Turbofag

One who exceeds beyond even his own perceieved limitations of homosexual prowess.

or

A huge douche bag. One who prefers to take it in the ass more than a normal faggot.

Mr.Hartwich is such a Turbofag who looks like Einstein

by Kadie&ColeHateMrs.Luman March 14, 2010

Turbodank

1. Something or someone awesome.

2. Marijuana of very high quality; Danker than usual.

Ex 1. Guy: "M8 that T-shirt looks Turbodank."

Dude: "Thanks m80."

Ex 2. Mr.: "Honey do you have any of that good shit?"
Mrs.: "Yes dear I got some of that Turbodank."
Mr.: "Turbodank!? My god that's the finest kush around!"

by Jesus420blazeitfgt October 25, 2014