melting pearls on my tummy

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

by tibu March 9, 2012

gummy tummy

A stomach ache brought on by the consumption of large ammounts of gummy worms, gummy bears, and/or other gummies.
Gummy tummy has a distinctive feeling, unlike that of any other food related stomach ache.

Mark ate a whole tub of gummy worms. Dude had severe gummy tummy after that.

by jewleek April 8, 2010

it's not a tumor

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.

"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

by Neilmiser May 5, 2004

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

Tommo

Kevin the pigeon’s master and companion

“Forget what they thought you at scouts payno, we’re doing it the tommo way”
“Tommo just dropped a new album, go check it out”

by kevin is famous October 19, 2020

tommo the tease

the stripper name Harry Styles gave Louis Tomlinson 😉

"He is Tommo The Tease"

by aurbandictionaryaccount November 12, 2020

two tip tummy terrorism

When one is taking a violent shit while violently vomiting at the same time

“Why were you not at work?”
“I had two tip tummy terrorism.”

by Salty_Joe May 18, 2018