Tumblrized

When someone or something becomes so muddled in aspects of identity politics, that there is no sense of individuality or happiness. (Some real-life problems associated, or synonymous, with this word are being a "real feminist" and look out for your true Scotsman fallacy there, daddy issues, mysandry, putting women on a pedestal, believing men are evil, especially if they are white, straight and cis-heteronormative, and believe that there are more than two genders.)

(Scenario 1)

Average White Guy: Wow, hey bud I need to talk with somebody, could you give me an ear.
Average Friendo: Sure mang, whatchu need?
Average White Guy: My girlfriend has become so immersed into these mysandrist beliefs that she doesn't want to date me anymore bro. She thinks I'm evil because I'm white.
Average Friendo: But why is that?
Average White Guy: I don't know, she's been using this blog recently.
Average Friendo: Oh, I'm sorry bro, I think your girl has been tumblrized.

(Scenario 2)

Stephen (pronounced STEH-FAHN): Hey, welcome to my blog!!!! I'm so glad you came by to read my about my shitposting ho ass, I'm a 23 year old female to male transitioning asexual who enjoys drinking them cis-het white male tears!!! Topics on this blog are: smashing the Patriarchy, Feminism, Femdom/BDSM, and self-deprecating humor/cis-het male bashing. My preferred personal pronouns are Xe, Xem, and Xyrs, and don't worry and just pray to your fem gods Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkesian!!!
Normal Person: This person has become so tumblrized that it actually thinks that it is the most special of snowflakes; this person lacks overall self-awareness.

Tumblrized by whoevenwhatstoliveanynore June 24, 2016

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Tumblrite

ˈtʌmˌbləɹ.aɪt noun. A person (potentially a user of tumblr) who cannot take a joke, takes everything literally and way too seriously, gets easily offended by anything and everything, and insists that everything must be completely politically correct and non-offensive to everyone.

Tim just got offended at some stupid little joke I made, he's such a tumblrite.

Tumblrite by MrJoshTheEpic March 7, 2017

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tumblrweed

A reference to the site tumblr.
A tumblrweed is a post on someone's blog that gets no likes, views, or any recognition atall.
For example, a 'supposed-to-be-funny' post that gets no laughs.

Guy 1: "Did you see that photo Dwayne put on tumblr last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what a total tumblrweed."

tumblrweed by YankeeBastard August 31, 2010

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Tumblrite

A synonym for Tumblr Followers. Term coined originally by superash.tumblr.com but it's become a pretty popular word on the interweb.

Dude 1: Sick, I got some new Tumblrites, sick sick.
Dude 2: Tumblrites, who the fuck are you Jesus?
Dude 1: Nah man, he had disciples, these are my tumblr followers :)

Tumblrite by Gregory Manadem April 18, 2010

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Tumblrweed

Noun.

When someone who has been brainwashed by tumblr makes an attempt at a pun. Similar to the word tumbleweed. 99.9% of the time the pun is ridiculously unfunny, to the point where everyone goes silent with cringe, creating the perfect situation for a tumbleweed to roll by. It is called a tumblrweed because the social website Tumblr is notorious for god-awful puns that for some reason everyone on tumblr finds halarious and socially acceptable to say around normal people. People who make tumblrweed puns make them constantly, so much in fact that you want to roundhouse kick them in the fucking face. You can tell when a tumblrweed is going to come, because as soon as the tumblr addict opens their mouth, everyone else pinches the bridge of their nose and let's out a groan in preparation of the awful joke that is sure to come.

Tumblr addict - "Hey, wanna hear a joke about ghosts?"

Person 1 - "Ugh, shut the fuck up..."

Tumblr addict - "That's the spirit!"

Person 2 - "Your tumblrweeds literally make me want to throw you in a wood chipper."

Tumblrweed by monkeytickler23 October 24, 2014

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Tumblrite

A common mineral found in the lining of veins and arteries of a sector of females.
It has a strange property that hasn't been fully understood by biologists and physicists.
It's been observed that this material acts as a gateway for chromosomes to become absorbed through the walls of the blood ways. And become one with the blood.
Thus sapping the female ecosystem slowly but surely of all of their 13th chromosome.
In the core of the blood system. The heart. There is an abundance of tumblrite
This behaves strangely. Once a months worth of chromosomes have been collected in the blood stream. The mineral forces the heart to pump this blood to the ovaries to fuel next egg with concentrated chromoexcrement.
This is then expelled from the vagina over a week in the form of a dense red paste
This changes the hormone cycle drastically and gives them the strong urge. For the rest of their life. To become a fucking moron.
Girls that contain tumblrite happen to be called tumblrites, Because once the chromosomes are gone their classification from human changes

You know jess? She's become a tumblrite. She's shaved half her head and dyed it green. She thinks she doesnt need a dick to be a boy.

Tumblrite by Ihatepeople January 13, 2015

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