tafted

to taft; to outdo, best, or somehow surpass (particularly in a hilarious way); to perform a superlative act of one-upmanship.

NB: Tafting often happens in threes, since Taft was the only President to have served in all three branches of government. To taft is also used only to describe substantial or hyperbolic events, since Taft himself was famously obese.

She took my money, she took my dog, and now she's dating my sister! I've been Tafted.

by goobermandis August 21, 2010

tuffted pucker butt

An achey uncomfortable feeling, almost queazy in the testicular/anal region usually occuring but not restricted to when way up high on a ladder, or the edge of a high roof.

I really hate to climb ladders. Everytime I look down I get a tuffted pucker butt.

by gordoncharly August 10, 2006

tifted

being upset to point of no return

You real tifted your man wanted me.

by dmariahhh December 2, 2013

Tuftegasm

A peak of pleasure brought on by beautiful information design. When data visuzliations drives deep a-ha's into your soul. Championed by Edward Tufte.

Oh, how those sparklines are layered over the small multiples! So precise, so aesthetic! A true Tuftegasm!

by SaltyD23 March 20, 2012

tuted up

When you sit close to something or you look good

man why you sittin so tuted up

by jamespearl September 16, 2009

fuck tutted

someone who has sex in school

"did you hear someone was fuck tutted in the girls loo's"

by it is usss November 23, 2009

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