twoper

noun. one who is limited to only two sexual positions, lacking creativity and flexibility. Usually, this is an ironic state of being, where one might be well equipped in beauty and brawn but unable to perform outside of usual surroundings, keeping to secure practices such as the missionary position.

I dumped that guy because he had all the goods but sadly he was a twoper.

by Poco Cornell January 18, 2008

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One who constantly sucks dick. Constantly trying to suck dick and constantly on it.

Sharelf: You know you madd ugly, that chick aint want you.
Jason: Nigga, shut up. You a tooper. Hop off!
Sharelf: I still got ya gurl, so HA.
Jason: Nigga, the only gurl you eva had was ya momz.

by toobadyetsosad November 9, 2007

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toper

when a lesbian(masculine)like to be are rather being on top then bottom when having lesbian sex

girl 1: lets have sex
girl 2: ok
girl 1&2: kissing and laughing
girl 1 get on top of girl 2
girl 2: ur like totally toping me
girl 1: u didnt think u was gone to top me
girl 2: im a toper, i like to be on top
girl 1: im a toper to, so now wat
{sign}
girl 2: i'll just go

by IEISHA August 19, 2006

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