Turntable

A machine used to play vinyl records.

"Technics makes the best turntables."

by JesseBW August 30, 2003

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008

Trustyblumboner

The act of giving a rusty trombone after giving a blumpkin.

Andrew "I've been saving on toilet paper by making her give me trustyblumboners every time."

Dan "We must inform Al Gore!"

by adrak November 29, 2010

trottable

Adjective: when someone is 'hot to trott'

'that chick is so trottable!'

'he's not even trottable!'

by sotrottable March 7, 2014

Thurstable

A wank of a place due to the recent addition of Mr Ketley

I'll die before i go to thurstable

by Daddypig69tla July 11, 2021

Rusty Turntable

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.

"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"

by mudduck69 July 29, 2009

Tampa Turntable

to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.

"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"

by TBagginTballs May 1, 2009