Truncellito

An old guy who walks into a supermarket, lurks around for 30 minutes, grabs teenage girl's asses, ejaculates in the produce aisle, then leaves.

Mark: Hey John, that guy looks like a Truncellito.
John: Absolutely.

by ​A June 20, 2017

Trunklefunk

The stank left on a man's genitals when he refuses to wash after anal sex.

Girl - "Do you still smell the burrito I ate yesterday?"

Guy - "That's just the trunklefunk."

by Sonofsamadams August 26, 2014

love truncheon

Love Truncheon: the glans penis

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

by Coitdog October 21, 2005

a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

by S Hussein April 3, 2003

Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

Truncheon

A gentlemen's erect love muscle

Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

love truncheon

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007