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A sneaky, mischievious hair style made famous by Donald Trump which disables the viewer to opine whether it is a) a toupee, or b) real hair.

El Camino - is it a car, is it a truck? NO, it's El Camino!!!
TrumpDo - is it a toupee, is it real hair? NO, it's a TrumpDo!!!

Guy1 - Damn dude, check out the toupee on that guy!
Guy 2 - Fuck you dude; $20 bet that is real hair.
Guy 1 - I don't have $20. Shall we call a truce and just call it a TrumpDo?
Guy 2- You got it.
TrumpDo by ayankinsyd June 4, 2007

trumplogic 

An increasingly popular non sequitur that describes the absolutely obscene absence of logic that comes spilling out of the mouths of MAGA Heads.
Doing away with the Constitution is a perfect example of trumplogic.
trumplogic by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2022

Trumpogance 

Donald Trump displays trumpogance every day.
Trumpogance by Gilberton February 2, 2017

Trumpography 

I have never met Billiy Bush*

*Trumpography
Trumpography by Trumpography April 5, 2017

trumpmog 

Trumpmog (verb): 1. To nickname an opponent beratingly, as in "Low Energy Jeb" or "Crooked Hillary" or "Beauty and the Cheeks" or "Lying Robert Carreon" or "Kidnappin' Agent Smith".
An example of what happens when gaslighter torturer extractor (GTE) from SD, CA trumpmogs a US Probation Officer:

"Robert_Carreon@casp.uscourts.gov
12:33 PM (6 hours ago)
to me

If you continue to address me offensively as Lying Robert Carreon, I will have no choice but to abandon the supervision process and determine your line of communication as refusal to comply. I will not continue under your offensive, uncivil, counterproductive tone. You are duly advised. "

- perjurer & kidnapper US Probation officer Robert Carreon

Robert Carreon has already arrested me on 4 false charges from 1-15-2019 to 5-13-2019.

What should I say to lyin' Robert Carreon?

- Rob
trumpmog by Rob Matrix September 22, 2019

Trump Dog 

Trump Dog Is A Nickname For The 45th And 47th President Of The United States. That Refers To Old Xbox Gamer-tags Such As Where People Would Often Add Xx Or Dog To Their Names During The MLG Days. Some Also Believe That It Refers To Him Not Having Any Pets At The White House.
I Have To Actually Pay My Taxes Now That “Trump DogMade The Government Work Again.
Trump Dog by JohnPork1277272 July 18, 2025