trebuchet

it swings large objects and throws them enormous distances

they used a trebuchet in "last castle" and "return of the king"

by andrew December 24, 2004

eskimo trebuchet

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?

- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.

by Labooty February 2, 2009

Danish Trebuchet

Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.

Brad: what did you do last night buddy?

Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the

Danish trebuchet before lights out.

Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?

Carl: yes.

by Davids Towels October 25, 2014

Loading the Trebuchet

Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.

Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.

by Petrodono November 5, 2005

Real Trebuchet Hours

The hours between 8 and 10:30 every night when you and the boys gather to appreciate your favourite medieval war machines of mass destruction.

Alex ~ Boys do you know what time it is
Aj ~ Its real trebuchet hours

by Lorge Alberto October 22, 2018

Baltimore Trebuchet

The act of going up onto a roof with a cinder block, facing away from the edge - then picking up the cinder block with both hands and flinging it backwards over your head in the same way a catapult would, tossing the cinder block onto the street below. The perceived purpose of the Baltimore Trebuchet is to hit the cars parked in the street below.

"Yo I heard Joey got arrested last night, what happened?"
"Ah, he got super drunk and decided to start a game of Baltimore Trebuchet."
"Damn, I knew that guy was a dumbass."

by ItBeJabba January 1, 2021

Octopus Trebuchet

Anything that is wildly impractical or ridiculous, but alot of fun.

"Hey, we're going to go try playing paintball while skateboarding, wanna come?"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"

by Avila A. July 20, 2016