Mr Traumatik

A multidimensional entity know mostly for his creation of utter filth for one’s ears. Notable songs include “Kraken” which has been known to have caused an outbreak in E-Coli due to the excessive filth.

Also a 38 year old caucasian man

person 1: yo what are you gonna drop at the mr traumatik set?
person 2: 13 sheets of acid, i’m about to deji flip!
person 1: What a save!

by realtackshooter August 5, 2023

tapmatic

describing someone who you would not hesitate to sleep with; gorgeous; irresitable

"that Denise is soooo tapmatic...I'd do her in a second!"

by bmoc November 20, 2003

Traumatic

emotionally disturbing or distressing.
relating to or causing psychological trauma.
relating to or denoting physical injury.

"she was going through a traumatic divorce"
"the enduring pain of this traumatic event"

by GB1998 May 30, 2016

post-traumatic dress disorder

-the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, views old photographs and asks themself "What the hell was I wearing???"

Honey, I just looked at the picture of me from senior prom in my high school yearbook...i have post-traumatic dress disorder!

by jakester42 July 13, 2011

post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.

Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.

by Chawncey July 24, 2014

Post-traumatic stress boner

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.

After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.

by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016