Trail of Shmears

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.

Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.

Trail of Shmears by Roosrandicand September 13, 2016

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trail of beers

A bar crawl style group drinking adventure in which the group dresses in native american garments (buckskin, feathers and war paint) and a group "leader" dresses as Andrew Jackson in a military uniform. The leader is charged with picking the route and stops along the crawl and forcing the group to leave at random before they have finished their fire water at each watering hole. The bars along the route have to gradually decline in quality of the service and classiness of their patrons. Participants who black/pass out along the way are stripped of their belongings by the rest of the group and left behind. If any natives find a way to trade for and/or steal enough clothing along the trail to become "civilized," they are allowed to help Jackson lead the crawl and can take drinks at random from the natives.

Steve got left behind on our trail of beers last night, they found him half naked in the urinal trough at the Shadium Inn covered in piss and war paint.

trail of beers by sammietwoton June 25, 2012

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Trail Trotter

When Basic Bitches/Bros go on "adventures" and post all over social media to advertise themselves as someone who does more than just nature walks. Trail Trotters shy away from hikes that have steep inclines, rough terrain, or anything that may not allow them to dress up for the pictures taken along the way. You may notice them post about "how much they love going on adventures" or "how they basically live in the forest".

Trail Trotter comes from the word "Trot" which means to "go or walk briskly" as well as having the meaning "diarrhea" because they are society's shit hikers, as they litter the trails or hikes with inconvenience as hikers can not walk past them because they have to stop and take a "selfie".

Did you see Jenna's Instagram photo? She said she loves going on adventures.... That hike is only a mile long, and she's wearing ugs. Jenna is such a Trail Trotter (or Trail Trot).

Trail Trotter by Lwrnr March 17, 2015

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trail dog

a person who has worked on a trails maintenance crew, usually in the backcountry in a National Forest or Park, for at least seven seasons.

Dude, there were a bunch of trail dogs at the bar last night, drinking, getting loud and acting like savages, the Park ought to keep them locked up!

trail dog by Ba1znshaft December 15, 2010

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trail mix

(n.) 1. a combination of granola, raisins, M&Ms, etc. that tastes like a dirt path: usually eaten by hippies and ravers; 2. a combination of Viagra and Ecstasy that tastes like a dirt path but gives you a 10-hour boner: usually eaten by hippies and ravers.

1. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
2. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.

trail mix by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003

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trail off

when you ask someone a question and they begin to answer, but soon get distracted by something.

1: Hey, whats the capital of Idaho?
2: Bo...
1: Did he trail off again?
3: I think so. sigh.

trail off by Ande Withers March 2, 2008

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