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Stop touching kids

When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids
You: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement

You: stop touching kids
by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020
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toughing it out

Is when you really don't want to do something, but it needs to be done. Toughing it out is one of the hardest things to practise on a daily basis. If you can accomplish the "thoughing it out" moral than you will be un-stoppable!
"I was up all night drinking and I had to be at work by 5am... I really dont want to be here, but I'm toughing it out."

Jon- "ah man hold on a sec, I got a sliver in my finger"
Gabe- "dude just tough it out we only have five more logs to load"
by Timmy Wall September 4, 2007
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Saber-Toothing

The act of preying on young men by a woman past the appropriate age of a Cougar.
That old woman is Saber-Toothing hardcore.
by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011
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balls are touching

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).
A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.
by miji January 9, 2008
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touching road

Touching road-meaning I’m leaving or going somewhere
At a party
You- guys I’m touching road
Other guy-ok, see you later
by Dequavis January 4, 2018
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touching cloth

when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact.
-"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
-"really egbert why is that".
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
by gallipoli December 12, 2004
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toothing

Toothing is a technological evolution of the sexual practice known as "dogging". People with Bluetooth enabled mobile devices broadcast to other Bluetooth enabled devices in the area that they are "up for a shag" They text some flirtatious sexual banter back and forth for a bit, then arrange to meet up for an impromptu shag in the nearest nook or cranny.
Im not going to the pub tonight, im feeling a bit horny, gonna go toothing at Liverpool Street Station instead.
by archibald crevice March 10, 2004
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