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tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.
Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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rootinest, tootinest

A yee haw, honkey tonk, redneck form of "roughest, toughest." Usually spoken with a mock Southern accent.
Yosemite Sam is the rootinest, tootinest sumbitch with a six-shooter you ever did see.
by Dr. Venkman December 11, 2005
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trollingship.

it's not a relationship, so stop saying that.

it's a long string of sharply worded, hot text msgs, punctuated brief romantic interludes.
yes, we're sleeping together but it's just a trollingship. it's a mile wide and an inch deep. i can quit whenever i want.
by mopinko August 23, 2022
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Sweet-Toothing

The simple act of playing Eat, Sleep and Play's newest release, Twisted Metal 2012.
"I'm gonna go Sweet-Toothing tonight, you in?"
by Sweet Toother May 25, 2012
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toothing

(n.) Having sex between strangers, after having been arranged via the mobile phone (cell phone) using Bluetooth technology.
Wanna have a go at toothing?
by That's right July 25, 2006
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Blue-toothing

The act of sending a picture of yourself to an unknown bluetooth device, in the hope that the recipient is:
1} attractive
2) Attracted to you.
It is a contrast of being on a blind date.
Blue-toothing is generally used on trains and busses.
"I met bobby via blue-toothing"

"I heard about Blue-toothing in a magazine, and I decided to give it a try, and I sent that picture of me, you know the one where I'm wearing my nurses outfit?, I sent it to the guy with the bluetooth name <<xxJimmyxx>>, hoping it was the rather fitt guy who was sat infront of me on the bus... well it was. and we got talking... and OH MY GOD! {girlish rant about nothingness}
by Nitrosamine December 23, 2007
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tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool
Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.
by shmaters gee April 12, 2009
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