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A Toma

When you antagonise a Frenchman and he responds by offering to fuck you in a toilet.
Whilst talking about the second world war, Peter made reference to the losing streak of the French army. A Toma was offered to settle the dispute.
by Frenchfriends March 7, 2019
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Today you, tomorrow me

From the spanish "hoy por tí, mañana por yo", it is used to "justify"acts of kindness toward strangers.
Thanks for helping me with my flat tire. Please accept this $50 as a token of my gratitude.
No need. Today you, tomorrow me
by Rahxephon000 December 22, 2010
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One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices
This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment
by snaaksnaak November 13, 2020
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tomaphrodite

tom•àfro•dite (n.) 1. a living creature with female anatomy that exhibits behavior of a male. 2. an over the top Tom Boy.

tomaphroditic, tomaphroditis, tomaphrodiliac
The tomaphrodite read the latest issue of Maxim while sitting down to pee.

(note: a Tom Boy would read Sports Illustrated)
by Noah Rodenbeek May 7, 2008
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i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.
Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!
by xray489 March 21, 2021
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It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!
by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019
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did you pray today

a meme created by @justjoofficial where he makes percussion with his balls
"Did you pray today?"

"John you've been saying this all week stfu"

"Did you pray today? I could dick you down on some gangster shit"
by whydid2020exist September 25, 2023
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