titsmashing the bollywock

Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.

Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."

by wadecore May 16, 2013

titsman

A man who stares moist and excessively tits. The man would normally grab and twist the tit until it turns yellow or comes of. If it comes of the victim will bleed out.

"That titsman is going to grab my tits"
*twists tits*
"Aaargh, what have you done with my tits"

by Unknown Man Who Is A Wanker March 10, 2014

Titsmagee

An insult use in the common English vernacular.

Man, fuck you titsmagee!

by WORDDDDDDDDDDDDJM May 14, 2011

titsmashing

Hugging a woman with large tits, causing her to experience pain due to the hug-related smushing.

Can I have a hug?

I don't know... I don't wanna get a titsmashing.

by CameronGTW April 26, 2015

titsnassndix

When "tits" and "asses" and "dicks" meet in the same place, at the same time, and preform many different types of sex.

Shiiiittt Shane, stop gettin' all the titsnassndix in this bitch!

by BTCHZNDHOEZ November 30, 2010

titsnas

tits and ass

eish that hoochie got a huge titsnass

by Therage December 3, 2013

Titsmacker

A girl with really banger titties. Those tits are so out of this world that when you pass her on the street you just wanna smack them bitches.

Bro pranav's girl is soo busty. Hell yeah man she's a grade A titsmacker.

by Cool j January 17, 2018