textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

tattastrophe

An individual or collection of tattoos of poor design.

Dude! What is that tattastrophe on your neck?

by md278 September 10, 2011

gitastrophe

A git catastrophe. A series of inevitable mistakes that will occur when using Git or another, similar version control system.

I was trying to push my code to the repo, but I had a gitastrophe, so it'll have to wait.

by ladognome October 6, 2016

cat-tastrophe

A word that you would here the origial Batman Adam West say.

Robin: Holy smokes Batman, looks like Catwoman struck again!
Batman: Looks like we have another Cat-tastrophe on our hands.

by SirFishouse December 16, 2005

Tantastrophe

When an application of false tan goes so wrong it can be used as an excuse for lateness.

Hey I'm gonna be about an hour late! Had a total Tantastrophe!

by LadieeeeeeA May 9, 2011

car-tastrophe

The tragic event that occurs when, after purchasing a car or other vehicle, you realize that you have made the wrong decision. This typically follows a carnundrum.

My husband, after months of deliberation, bought the wrong car. He went from a carnundrum to a car-tastrophe.

by Rebecca Mackinlay April 25, 2008

fat-tastrophe

fat-tastrophe - is a hybrid word that combines - fat - with catastrophe - and is used to describe a person who is eating like a slob, a person overeating and expressively overweight people

Berto, you ate that whole jar of Nutela with a spoon! your such a fat-tastrophe

by Ron Bombcronadon March 3, 2011