When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
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Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes
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“What the fuck did they do, who the fuck is this, Who the fuck is Tingus Pingus, I’ve never heard of a fucking Lativiva, you stupid mother fuckers you!”
by Tingus February 2, 2019
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Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".
as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".
as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Kurt: Me and my partner tree frog johnson gunna rip you a new butthole
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
by Jaden_pantsoff February 1, 2008
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The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.
She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.
She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike
by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016
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Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?
Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.
Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!
Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.
Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!
by namestealer1337 October 28, 2009
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I saw tingum the other night at his house.
Bring me that tingum!
We are going down north to tingum town to see tingum's new tingum.
Bring me that tingum!
We are going down north to tingum town to see tingum's new tingum.
by britbikes42 January 1, 2012
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