Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

Tinderling

That good feeling you get when you're matched on Tinder.

Oooo I've just got that tinderling feeling

by M Welton October 23, 2014

Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

Blind Tindering

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.

Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.

by Delillah Jayde September 6, 2014

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Tinderising

To use the app "Tinder" to successfully talk a guy/girl into a date. Once this point has been reached, then your date has been sufficiently Tinderised.

Can be used in the context of when a person you are talking to on Tinder suddenly disappears off the face of the planet (which is somewhat inevitable), you can send them a message similar to: "so are you too busy Tinderising someone else to bother replying..?"

Friend: "hey what are you up to?"

Me: "Shhh! I'm busy Tinderising this really hot guy!!"

by Miss Phoenix January 24, 2014

tenderizin

its wen u sit around with your freinds playing video games, talking, watever, generally doing nothing

wats up dude? " we b tenderizin

by shayne July 31, 2004