Thurston

ginger. Speed increased X5 when he removes his shoes. Has mastered the "shoelace technique" which has caused him to get laid countless times. Was born a web and contaminated people around him with anime. Flat out will not hesitate to kill George if he thinks about Holly.

Person 1: who's that?

Person 2: that's Thurston

Person 1: why the fuck is he barefoot?

Person 2: speed

by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019

thursand

This word stems from the word "thousand" spoken by an older English gentleman who gives boring history lectures. It has become a substitute for many swear words. It also substitutes acronyms; WTF becomes WTT.

"Ten Thursand men died at the battle of so and so!"
"What the thursand?"
"THURSAND!!! I just stubbed my toe!"

by Rachel C.. December 10, 2008

Thurstable

A wank of a place due to the recent addition of Mr Ketley

I'll die before i go to thurstable

by Daddypig69tla July 11, 2021

Thurston

A person who is sensational at most things they do. Also a term to describe someone who has a ton of close friends (of opposite sex) but remains single.

Hey Jenny, who is that guy dating?
No one.
But how come he is always with so many girls? Is he gay?
No, he's a thurston.

by soccer.kid November 7, 2011

Thurston burstin

When a thurston fucks a baddie with a fatteie so good she squirts all a gallon on water all over him

He gave me that nice fuck I had to give him a thurston burstin

by Yoguy February 8, 2018

Thurston Waffles

The famous shrimp lord that is famous for going MRAAAAAAA from not getting a walk.
The legend passed away on Sept. 7th, 2022.

1: hehe Thurston Waffles go MRAAAAAAA
2: what the fuck

by Waiting for Who Asked September 20, 2022

Thurston

A kid that was born with knowledge of chemistry. He writes down answers at lightning speed before it is even taught.

Yo Thurston, lemme copy!

by desert fox July 15, 2008