throbber

A pulsating body appendage.

While momentarily distracted by the blond women with the big chest, Rodney struck his thumb with his 22oz. framing hammer, giving himself an intantaneous throbber.

throbber by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

Muddy throbber

When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.

Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.

Muddy throbber by manipulativebastard69 December 31, 2013

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

Ceiling-Fan Throbber by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016

blue vein throbber 

when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.

come here baby, and relieve this big "blue vein throbber".

blue vein throbber by randall March 21, 2003

Man Throbber 

A man throbber is essentially just a penis.

I wanted to impress her, so I took out my man throbber, and she gasped . . . repeatedly.

Man Throbber by Smackdown Lane May 13, 2008

Carolina Blue Vein Throbber 

Its when your pecker gets harder than ten dollars worth of jaw breakers. So hard a cat cant scratch it. AKA a CVBT

I saw that sexy little blonde bend over and she gave me a Carolina Blue Vein Throbber

Carolina Blue Vein Throbber by Spaceprobe October 20, 2012

blue vein throbber 

When your dick is so hard you can't even grab any skin with a pair of pliers,like after the 5th week of boot camp.

On Johnny and Zelda's wedding night he had a Blue Vein Throbber that wouldn't quit.

blue vein throbber by Jorge.D May 15, 2006