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gum-dog trillionaire

Related to, but not the same as gum-dog millionaire, or gum-dog billionaire.

Gum-dog trillionaire is some next shit.

Neither noun, n'or adjective, gum-dog trillionaire is a form of slang originating from the depths of the Oakville sub-urbs. More specifically, it refers to a sexual act, typically involving just two individuals, one more prone to being quite old in age.

To 'Go Gum-Dog Trillionaire', in essence, means to removes one's fake teeth, and go full-buck in a deep throat gaggle fest upon another male's apendage. Slob, bob, n' gob; the fully monty, the whole 9 yards - you name it - can occur here, so long as the main requirement is always met: no teeth.
Guy 1: Yo man you wont believe what happened to me last night.

Guy 2: Whoh hoppun?

Guy 1: I met the hottest chick at the bar, and I took her home for some techno and butt sex, next thing i knew she was walkin into the room with a glass of water in her hand.. and then she did it...I couldn't believe it.

Guy 2: Whawh?

Guy 1: She pulled her teeth out and put them in the fuckin jar!! I went limp immediately..

Guy 2: Oh mahn dah suhhk

Guy 1: Yeah but then she gave me the best blow job ever.. total gum-dog trillionaire..

Guy 2: ??
by db hurt n' squirt strikes agai December 21, 2010
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Thrillionaire

Someone who lives life for the thrills. Is always out doing something, catching up with people, doing something new, generally having a good time.
Did you see Davo's latest insta post. The thing's he gets up to, what a thrillionaire
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Trillyon

Trillyon, also known as LCA Trilly, Trilly is just short for Trillyon.
Damnnnnn Trillyon's music is fire!

Ong Bro! LCA Trilly Issa Goat fr
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Trillionsome

Sexual intercourse involving one trillion beings. Probably not possible.
dude I just had an epic trillionsome with a lot of girls!!!!!!111!!!
by SomebodyUnoriginal January 30, 2019
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trillian

Tricia McMillan. Popular female character in the Hitchhiker's guide series. Mother to Arthur Dent's child, Random.
Trillian is on hot and froody chick.
by Jonathan July 21, 2008
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Trillian

An instant messaging program that allows you to chat to people using ICQ, AIM, Yahoo Messenger, IRC, and MSN Messenger simultaneously. It is considered to be the United Nations of chatting.
I am talking to my cousin on MSN Messenger and my other cousin on IRC at the same time with Trillian.
by Pejhman January 26, 2005
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1 in 7.5 trillion

When your local minecraft youtuber does a speedrun and "accidentaly" cheats
lol dream has a 1 in 7.5 trillion chance from recovering from this!
by obamano April 7, 2022
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