Tournament Ian

A man who forgets his obligations at his job, can't play Rocket League, and simps his girlfriend instead of helping his friends.

Ian is a bussy headahh. Tournament Ian! What a save.

by Xantohjan November 23, 2021

unreal tournament

a first person shooter game still popular even though its about 2 1/2 years old

this gmae is unreal!!

by helly December 11, 2002

whornament

An attractive person, sexually involved with an unattractive and wealthy person, that gets paraded around at social events; a trophy-wife/husband who has yet to get the ring

Dude, Bob must have made partner . . . check out the rack on his new whornament.

by Grex May 8, 2008

fishing tournament

A competition with a group of guys where the participants goal is to accumulate the most collective poundage of females in one night. Thus, it is beneficial to aim for whales as opposed to regular girls because 1 whale could be equivalent to 3 normal females (actual weighing of girls is optional).

Me and my uncle Jake has a fishing tournament last night. I harpooned my first whale at a cool 195, his at 180. However, his second whale was a blue whale aka the deadliest catch, weighing in at 215. I couldn't compete with my uncle since my second catch was only 170. Total score: Uncle Jake= 395lbs Remulus 365lbs

by Remulus February 19, 2009

2k tournament

A gay sex orgy between closeted homosexuals.

Tyler: Hey, I'm thinking about having a 2k tournament later is anyone interested?

TJ: Yeah I'm dirrrty at 2k! I'll bring Alex, Griffen and Wessley too!!

by Dr. Mantis Tobogen July 22, 2020

Tournament

A word used to describe jerking off, instead of going out on the weekends.

Kevin: "Hey are you going to Jeffs party this weekend"
Josh: "nah i have a tournament."
Kevin: "oh"

by Urban Dictionary April 6, 2008

unreal tournament 2003

Worst Unreal Tournament ever. Completely butchered the feel of the game, upset the weapon balance, and included a paltry number of maps and a bunch of useless gametypes. Unreal Tournament 2004 fixed all the wrongs done in UT2k3, but unfortunately wasn't able to woo back all the players alienated by UT2k3.

Basically, UT2k3 showed off Unreal Engine 2's new graphics, while UT2k4 used those graphics to illustrate a game worthy of the Unreal Tournament series.

"Unreal Tournament 2003 was a shameful techdemo."

by placebo February 11, 2005