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Joe Theisman

A sweet Qb that used to play for the redskins aka the guy that got his leg snapped in half by LT. Now he must be the worst announcer who gets every coach's challenge wrong.
God! Joe Theisman has a great arm
by Jeb Putzier January 11, 2006
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eh-theism

Canada's official religion.
After hockey, beer, and maple leafs, Canadians prescribe to eh-theism as their religion of choice.
by LutheranLearner May 24, 2014
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H.R-theism

The worship and religious practice of H.R Wells, the most almighty big brain intellectual out of all of the Wells in the Council Of Harrison Wells.
Hey bud wanna go hang out tonight?” “Na man I gotta practice my H.R-theism tonight.”
by FlashBoyLite March 4, 2021
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theism

Theism is the concept of a god. Theism is where theists and atheists come from. If you accept theism you are theist. If you don't accept theism you are an atheist. Babies are not atheists. Babies have no way to accept or reject the concept of a god. How can babies choose to be theist or atheist when they can't examine the evidence? Same goes for rocks, trees, cats and dogs. It has nothing to do with belief. Your belief or disbelief is the result of your choice, not the reason for it.
I am an atheist. After examining the evidence, I choose not to accept theism as a truth.
by Resident Atheist August 27, 2012
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Theismanned

Having received or given an injury a la the career-ending injury that Joe Theismann received.
Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Allen Hurns was Theismanned!

Person 2: 😧
Person 3: Who Theismanned him?
Person 1: I don't know. I just saw the clip.
by NickidewbearTwo January 5, 2019
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Thetism

Tyler has thetism
by Yesbeard234 October 3, 2016
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Conspiracy Theism

Alex Jones’ followers are a bunch of Conspiracy Theists. They’ll believe anything he tells them without any facts, just like a religion.

Conspiracy Theism is a way for dumb people to feel smart and superior to people who actually have critical thinking skills.
by Paco Pez August 9, 2018
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