Colonel

An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.

"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"

by Field Marshall September 29, 2009

colonel

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.

Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.

by Leokills January 20, 2006

Coloneled

The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.

I Coloneled my girlfriend last night.

That bitch deserved to be Coloneled.

Your mom was Coloneled.

by Ar3s701 December 9, 2008

colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders

I'm so hungry! Let's go see the Colonel!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Coloneling

The same definition of coloneled.

I could go for some coloneling tonight.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

colonel

1.Military rank

2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4.
Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.

My friend is in the army and is Colonel.

Colonel is weak against Frost Tower.

Colonel and Iris are brother and sister, and
WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU DUMBFUCK,DIE.

by Bari May 11, 2006

The colonel

man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"

"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need."

"The colonel was a gay racist."

by Fic May 30, 2006