The Monster 

Get 3 friends or more and hot-box a car so you all get really high and your eyes are firey red. Then everyone puts eye drops in only ONE eye. If done right, one eye will be clear and open while the other will be squinted and red and your group will all look like there is something seriously wrong with you.

Girl: What the hell is wrong with you guys? You look all kinds of fucked up.

AK: Nah, we're cool. Just rocking the monster look tonight.

Girl: Whatever...

AK: Triffilin' Bitch!

The Monster by AKAHRZ November 19, 2011

The Monster 

When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.

I had 33 Nattie-Bo's last night, and I'm still cleaning up from The Monster.

The Monster by OldBallz December 29, 2009

the monster that ate everybody

In the simpsons episode, a movie that homer and bart were watching at the drive-in theater.

Actress: You mean, it ate Patrick too?
Actor: (mysteriously) It ate everybody.
Actress: What about Erika?
Homer and Bart: (exasperated) It ate everybody!!!
Homer: stupid

the monster that ate everybody by ItAteEverybody December 11, 2004

The Monster Truck 

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n

Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.

The Monster Truck by RattlesnakeRick February 4, 2010

The Monster Goes Rawrr 

Acronym: TMGR

An Australian band based in Brisbane. They give off a electro/rock feel. Having been formed mid-2009, TMGR have already supported both 3OH!3 and The Secret Handshake.

Each band member replies to as many tweets and comments as they can. They are loving and wonderful people, especially to their fans.

Maxwell Wiens - vocals
Adam Kremer - lead guitar/vocals
Brendan Dunstan - rhythm guitar/vocals
Alexandria Savva - keyboard/vocals
David Soole - electric drums
Benson Willemse - bass

I see your black dress lying on your mattress - If I Shake It Off Maybe You'll Take It Off, The Monster Goes Rawrr

The Monster Goes Rawrr by SS.DFY.TMGR December 28, 2009

The Monster of Florence 

A serial killer in Italy who went around cutting girl's vaginas out. Usually he found them in cars parked in olive groves having sex with their boyfriends. The killer was never caught, and still roams Italy to this day.

The author Douglas Preston wrote a book on the subject, entitled 'The Monster of Florence', which is being made in to a movie starring George Clooney

Holy fuck, I never want to run in to the Monster of Florence, he'd cut my vagina out!

The Monster of Florence by Gonzo666 April 6, 2011

The Monster mash 

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

The Monster mash by Stinner July 6, 2018