Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

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Unload the jet skis

To poop on the beach by the treeline.

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.

by godnus May 4, 2009

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Fuel the Jet

A verb used while confronted with a very stressful situation or an NDE in order to plan a safe escape/evacuation.

AKA: FTJ

"Cover me while I get the package! Fuel the Jet!"

by LeChango July 19, 2009

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snack up the jet

When a rapper commands someone to adequately provision his jet with the appropriate amount of snacks for the journey.

"Hey Bitch, you better snack up the jet proper this time."

by T.I.. December 20, 2008

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Fresh Out The Jet

Adj.(1) An expression used to express the awesomeness of something

(2)a feeling of flyness

(3) a dope song on all digital streaming platforms

(1)Inferno Williams: "Holy fuck balls Jet, have you seen Eon's new sneakers?"

Jet: "Yeah, they dope fam!!! Fresh out the Jet!!!"

(2)Guy With New Haircut: "My new haircut got me feeling Fresh Out The Jet"

by Bounce Theory September 19, 2019

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clay clay the jet plane

my face on a plane and its SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOI

YO HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CLAY CLAY THE JET PLANE BOI HES HOT AND A MEME LOLLLLOLO

by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 24, 2017

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Fuel The Jet

A common phrase used by jet setters and those adhering to a certain upper class life style, Fuel The Jet refers to stylishly escaping from the day-to-day work life often to lavish locations and events.

Randolph: Did you hear that Ralph Winston Vanderbilt III just short sold half the stocks on the Asian market resulting in a $4.7 billion profit.

Willis: Great Scott! I hadn't heard. Let's Fuel The Jet good chap and head of to the Riviera this weekend in celebration.

by The Power That Is October 14, 2011

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