the Jake and Gordy experience

two cool kids in my english class who made up a band and everyone thinks it is funny. rock on guys

the jake and gordy experience is the bese pseudo-band ever

by j-rob mad fresh June 18, 2010

The Jake Burnett

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

by Titan McFoley August 7, 2008

the Jake feeling

Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.

the Jake feeling is maddening.

by theJakefeeling November 27, 2011

The Jake Effect

When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.

That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect

by Jake Oxley May 26, 2017

Putting The Jake On

Calling the cops.

I fucked your 15yr old sister, now your mom is putting the jake on.

I came in a taco at work, the girl who ate it is putting the jake on.

by RedRibbonSword September 18, 2010

Pull the Jake Brake

When a guy is getting close to orgasm and he asks his lady to finish him off with a hand job, it's called "pulling the Jake Brake". This is done in remembrance of his buddy Jake who's not getting laid at the moment.

Mike was fucking Amber and was close to cumming. He told Amber to "Pull the Jake Brake" baby, I'm giving you a new hair do. She finished off the Jake Brake and ended up with a face fool of cum.

by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017

puttin the jake on

to be jealous or envious of one's actioins;
to be eyeing someone or suspicious of them;
mistrusting

you know those girls be puttin the jake on you, when they saw u with me...

your mom was puittin the jake on me , when she saw me hanging out with your sister...

by sugardaddi November 18, 2010