The Google, it does nothing!

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.

12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!

by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010

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Ask The Googles

An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.

Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.

Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?

I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012

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Another way of saying, "To watch pornography." Originated from Dirty Potter, in Fuckbeak & Friends, Ch.1: Fuckbeak, the Hippogryph, and the Extremely Arousing, Fucking Huge, Diarrhea Bathtime.
"Then, as he made his way back from the toilet, he went to use the internet to watch sick shit and jerk off. He found it a lot harder, because, at his house, the internet is made of wood. Fuckbeak tried to use the googlez to find himself big bearded gay jewish burly sailor pajama party pornography, but failed miserably."

Person 1: So, what are you gonna do?

Person 2: I dunno, I guess I'll just use the googlez.

by ElectricGuitarGuy March 11, 2012

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The Google

George W. Bush's term for a popular internet search engine. It can be used to pull up maps and search for subjects of interest.

"One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes."

by evkl1 November 1, 2006

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