When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.
" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"
by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018
Get the The Coles assfucker mug.“The Colbster” is a nickname given to a guy named Colby, he loves to eat shit and often says the phrase “ it’s Colbin time” in the act, it serves as a reference to his favourite movie morbius
Man 1: I can smell something really bad
Man 2: it’s probably The Colbster
Colby: it’s colbin time!
*the Colbster then eats human shit*
Man 2: it’s probably The Colbster
Colby: it’s colbin time!
*the Colbster then eats human shit*
by AverageCanadian7567 March 20, 2023
Get the The Colbster mug.Did you know that Russell Crowe has a rock band called "Big Russ and the Colossal Twats"
Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm
Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm
by bolingollimbombo February 11, 2017
Get the Big Russ and the Colossal Twats mug.When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are down to rage. You all grab the coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.
Ah fuck I think someone shat on the coats!
He walked up to the fire and asked everyone who shit on the coats!?
He walked up to the fire and asked everyone who shit on the coats!?
by Fake JerryJones April 15, 2016
Get the shit on the coats mug.The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).
Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?
by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008
Get the The Colostomizer mug.The act of a homosexual banging a man in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejaculating into his butthole at the same time, creating a coleslaw-like mix.
by Shitbox Car April 15, 2011
Get the The coleslaw mug.Very gay, very cursed groupchat dedicated to attack on titan, Armin Arlert, and Sam’s love for Aniya. Every member is an icon.
“What’s that groupchat you’re always getting cursed images from?”
“Oh! That’s the colossal twinks groupchat!”
“Oh! That’s the colossal twinks groupchat!”
by Heymamas42069 December 25, 2021
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