textplain

When something is too hard to explain over text messages and is better to be told in person.

Frank: "Dude, my mom just called the cops on me."
Brett: "Wow, why?"
Frank: "Too hard to textplain, I'll tell you at school."

by madkid January 10, 2010

Textplain

When somebody tells you something interesting through an instant messaging system or text message and you need them to explain what happened but don't feel like calling them (probably because you're lazy).

Jennifer: "ZOMG Becky! Guess what? Jason and Anne had sex and now Anne is pregnant!"

Patty: "Well.. I'm not Becky but Textplain what happened! I thought they hated each other!"

by Casiél Wintermoon December 28, 2010

texsplain

To explain something over texts

Texting...

Friend 1: what happened man?
Friend 2: too much to texsplain. Call me.

by moemoeeee April 9, 2010

textstraining order

A textstraining order is similar to a restraining order that you apply for when you're having a disagreement with friends, enemies or your significant other. Although it covers only text messaging, it means that they are prohibited from sending you texts for the duration of the textstraining order. This usually occurs after a textmestic.

Jane showed me some texts that John sent her during a textmestic they were having. They were so bad that she applied for a textstraining order. That ought to keep his thumbs idle for a while.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009

THOTsplaining

A THOT attempting to justify their actions/opinions with hyper-defensive emotional screeching.

Kyle tried to explain to Jenny why she shouldn't throw rocks at people, but Jenny's THOTsplaining drowned his words out.

by Crang Pug November 7, 2017

Teensplaining

When a teen condescendingly assumes that they know more about a topic than the adults around them, usually their parents. The teen then explains the topic to the adult as if the adult is completely ignorant regardless of their experience or expertise. This is frequently accompanied by the extreme certainty that can only be maintained through inexperience.

Maya was teensplaining to me that intelligence is about 75% heritable.
"You'd know that if you weren't such an idiot, Dad!"

My daughter teensplained pop music to me, as if I hadn't lived through the 80s.

by ZippySanjay June 21, 2017

textplaining

trying to explain something over text messageing.

my boyfriend lied to me and your boyfriend knew about it and i'm pissed.

textplaining: m boy lie 2me & ur boy new bout it. i pissed.

by sarahk77 September 12, 2007