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textasterone

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
by Douglas Young September 24, 2007
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textmanship

The art of texting on a cell phone. As penmanship is the art of writing, textmanship is the art of texting.
That girl has great textmanship, she can text 100 words per minute.

I really want to improve my textmanship, maybe I will take an online course to increase the amount of words I can text per minute.
by MasterFirm May 24, 2011
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textmance

A relationship, or romance in which the primary means of communication is via text messaging. This realy avoids all those awkward feelings and emotions and fully spelled words.
So that new guy I met at the other night, we're totally in a textmance right now. He texts me like every day, all the time. I really like him. I <3 him.
by Lauren Coughlan December 13, 2006
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Textcasm

The act of sending sarcasm through text in which the textee misreads and then responds awkwardly.
Brandon didn't pick up on my textcasm now he's making his mom get an aids test.
by Billy O April 23, 2008
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Textgasm

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time
"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"
by Black/white guys October 18, 2011
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textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.
I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.
by Tee-bag May 25, 2008
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Textasaur

A person who speaks in dinosaur dialect via text message. Normally this message is sent to many people to simulate and actual roar of a dinosaur. Also used to start conversations when having nothing else to initiate dialogue.
Message Sender: RAWR!!!

Message Recipient: Aw he's being a textasaur again...
by Chapel008 February 26, 2010
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