When a girl kneels like Tim Tebow (after he scores a touchdown) while giving you head in a Denver Broncos jersey or helmet and you don't cum until the forth quarter.
Guy 1: "Dude, how was your night?"
Guy 2: "Awesome! The chick from the bar gave me a great Teblow Job!"
Guy 1 "Wow you're lucky!"
Guy 2: "Awesome! The chick from the bar gave me a great Teblow Job!"
Guy 1 "Wow you're lucky!"
by SPia1897 January 22, 2012
Get the Teblow job mug.Teblow, Teblowing, Teblowing it, Teblow me: Making an empty, aggrandized show of religiosity after taking a dump, successfully parking your car, or scoring a touchdown, even though your religion speaks specifically against it, and putting your head at tool height in the process.
"Hey, since you're down there, praying about finishing your baconator, would you mind Teblowing me?"
by BDfkdhfaEDGF January 1, 2012
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1.) My weekend just got tatlowed.
2.) How was your night? It was fine until my boss came over and tatlowed me.
3.) What happened to her face? It was pretty until her mean boyfriend tatlowed her.
4.) He came all the way from Britain just to tatlow me.
2.) How was your night? It was fine until my boss came over and tatlowed me.
3.) What happened to her face? It was pretty until her mean boyfriend tatlowed her.
4.) He came all the way from Britain just to tatlow me.
by FRACIPO January 21, 2010
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As an atheist, I don't know who to thank for this great Teblowing.
You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.
Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.
Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
by Brutal Humor January 6, 2012
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Titlow always comes through when I need my fix of kiddie porn.
Person A: "AHHHHH!" Someone was peering in my bedroom window.
Person B: Relax man! It was Titlow.
Person A: "AHHHHH!" Someone was peering in my bedroom window.
Person B: Relax man! It was Titlow.
by Bored on a Saturday December 12, 2010
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2. Getting blown by a girl tebowing (kneeling)
2. Getting blown by a girl tebowing (kneeling)
Did you see Kyle on stage last night? He totally Teblew it.
Did you hear about Tim and Katy Perry?
He totally got Teblown
Did you hear about Tim and Katy Perry?
He totally got Teblown
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