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Teslacle

alternate name for electric vehicle charging station; derived from concatenation of "Tesla" ( high end electric sparts car) and "cubicle" (individual charging station). May be used in derisive manner to affectionately poke fun at Tesla owners and their special (bordering on pretentious) charging stations (at which no other car manufacturers models are allowed).
" After spending hours searching for a parking spot to charge my Toyota Prius plug in, the only available spots were within a long row of unoccupied Teslacles along side the shopping plaza; to my great disdain none of these preposterous slips would charge my vehicle!
by sialrajsed April 13, 2015
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Telecide

A generic term for long range fatal advances. IE: archery, spear throwing, tomahawk throwing, cannons, guns, crossbow, missile firing
The soldiers in the back mainly fight with methods of telecide.

In the battle of Agencourt, the English defeated the French because of their telecidal advancement of the longbow.

The technology of nuclear missiles provides armies the advantage of telecide.
by Dark Master87 June 5, 2009
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Telecide

Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?

Person B: I can't

Person A: Why?

Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards
by Rasnodar December 10, 2010
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Testicide

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the balls.
"I gotta commit suicide,hmm, testicide anyone?"
by GregTheShowerDemon1 November 20, 2011
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telicident

the falling of a smartphone on its user's face when he/she is lying down.
Guy: What happened to your face?
Girl: Oh, I had a telicident last night. It was horrible.
by AcidicPuke October 5, 2016
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Teslacle

Performing road head in a Tesla.
Bro, I love that my Tesla can drive itself. I can really enjoy a solid Teslacle without having to check my mirrors.
by SpicyCoke November 30, 2019
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testicide

Any act or stunt whose sole purpose is to demonstrate the strength, but will more than likely demonstrate the weakness, of one's testicles.
That dude is going to try to show off how strong his balls are by hitting them with a hammer. That is straight up testicide.
by TBoneRaw February 1, 2020
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