Tenterden

A small town filled with coffee and antique shops, which in turn lures in pensioners and hipster-y individuals. Generally quite pleasant but fairly boring for younger people, who typically venture out to Ashford/Maidstone etc. for fast food/shopping/education. People 11-16 who live here likely go to Homewood School, located in the town, and frequently complain about it.
One of few places in Kent where you can take a walk at 2am and come back home with no stab wounds.

Ashford person 1: You want to go to Tenterden?
Ashford person 2: Who the fuck visits Tenterden other than my aunt Maureen?
Ashford person 1: But they have good coffee shops....

by therealslimpotato November 18, 2018

Tecate

Mexican Beer

i'm going to buy some tecate for my friend

by unknown December 9, 2003

tecate league

an amateur baseball league (or beer league) in which a significant majority of the participants are of Mexican descent. derives its name from a popular brand of Mexican beer.

tecate leagues are quite common throughout California and the American Southwest.

by King Ahid July 16, 2004

Tentenships

When people have some kind of gathering like for sports or a concert which features a lot of tents and merriment. It comes from Tents And Shit but Tentenships is obviously more fun to say.

"Why all the tentenships outside the middle school?"
"I think there's a soccer game"
"Damn no one made tentenships like that for us back in the day"

by dinojr June 20, 2009

Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

by Soups McGee October 15, 2012

tekateryeakitekatekroteriyakiyek

The fancy way of saying teriyaki

Guy 1: Hey bro lets go get some tekateryeakitekatekroteriyakiyek
Guy 2: What???

by word man that gives word juice October 5, 2020

Tenasee

Tenasee likes to think she’s a therapist and fix everyone’s problems. She’ll always know something about you before you realise it yourself. She is kind and may come across as intimidating, but the best people are. She loves animals and laughing. She has an annoying laugh but u learn to love it. And yes my names Tenasee and I just wrote this about myself I have no life bye

“I’m jealous of Tenasee”

by I like ur eyes November 24, 2020