Tenae

A Tenae is a rose that blooms all year round.

"What is that mesmerizing burst of radiating rainbow colour?! It brings me such joy!" "Oh, that's a Tenae Rose."

Tenae by RayaSun March 21, 2012

Tenae

An unusual name for a girl, or a boy, depending on the light conditions and the way they are standing/what they are doing at the time. Actually, often it is quite hard to tell the difference between a girl and a boy named Tenae, so much so that they may be defined as the same thing in correct circumstances.
Sadly, most of the "Tenae" race is oversized, to the point where Tenae's are often indistinguishable, not just between male and female, but between a planet and a Tenae. It is predicted that by 2013 the International Union d'Aerospatiale will have catalogued and assigned codes to all the Tenae's on our planet, declaring them planets.
It should not be forgotten also, that many Tenae's have a particular affinity for blood, and are known to be more than rough in the bedroom, which they also spend alot of time in.
Other than these things, Tenae's are known to be fun, carefree and over the top, but in a good way (most of the time). Their natural habitat is the beach, doing sporty things (ironic considering their planetary size), whilst they particularly despise all forms of chemistry, except organic chem. Often they are quick to argue and jump at a sarcastic remark, and often they are left without any sort of response, their mouths gaping whilst they are dominated by superior beings such as Jason's and Nic's. It is believed by many animal experts that this "gaping mouth" explains both the sexual reactivity of a Tenae and their size, however it is not known for sure.

Here we can see a Tenae in their natural habitat, trolling the beaches of South Western Australia. LOOK! here she goes, what an amazing moment viewers, right here we are witnessing a real Tenae rolling into the water!

Tenae by NicJas(-k!) November 3, 2010

Tenae Lurati 

Now here is a woman who ticks all the boxes, unless one of those boxes is good at dancing.

You wouldn’t be wrong if you got this confused for the definition of success. excelling in her career, she has a nice home, a happy dog and a very handsome husband. Oh and did I mention she has absolutely flawless skin.

A woman who multiplies everything you give her, as long as it’s not numbers. She’s helped turn a house into a home, and she’s made this from her wedding into our wedding and she’s turned Me from a boy into a man. The rest is still unwritten for this woman, but things are looking promising.

Tenae Lurati was a stunning bride

Tenae Lurati by Notpapi July 19, 2022

flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Tenderfoot 

American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.

Despite having been to university, you’re still a tenderfoot when you start in the workplace.

Tenderfoot by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Sweet tender

The really soft inner thigh meat close to a woman's vagina. Mostly on a nice thick soft woman..

My girl was wearing just a G-string and had her creamy legs open, and my hand was caressing her Sweet Tender.

Sweet tender by PokerPro June 10, 2013

Common Universal Natural Tendency 

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

Common Universal Natural Tendency by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014