Teleprompter

Barack Obama'sCrutch and lifeline.

His teleprompter went out and now he has telepromptourettes.

by keifermail August 8, 2009

teleTrumpster

When the 45th President of the US reads off a teleprompter, and it is obvious he does not believe what he is saying, but people swoon that it makes him appear Presidential.

The teleTrumpster showed up to denounce something terrible, but later on Twitter he showed his true feelings with a Trumper Tantrum that proved he didn't believe a word of what he read on the teleprompter.

by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017

Wasilla Teleprompter

Crib Notes that have been written on ones hand, containing vague, useless, or redundant information.

During her speech, Sarah forgot to mention that taxes are bad, so she had to check her Wasilla Teleprompter.

by Octo Parrot February 12, 2010

Alaskan TelePrompTer

Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.

Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"

by Kaptcirk February 8, 2010

teleprompter

A highly additive substance used in television making to project a speaker's script out of sight of the audience. Among its users are television presenters and politicians being Barack Obama its most prominent user.

The charismatic teleprompter addict repeated the “innovation” word eleven times in his defensive and dictatorial style speech.

by msolutions August 22, 2011

Teleprompter Jesus

Obama

The kool aid drinkers hung onto every word out of Teleprompter Jesus mouth

by gogoqueen66 August 30, 2010

teleprompterrific

This is the nirvana-state in which the fawning Obamanoids reside when there are no equipment failures and the savior can actually come off as if he has any idea what the hell he is talking about.

Dude, I just listened to Obama speak for 26 minutes on the "overseas contingency". There was zero substance, and no pregnant pauses. Plus, he never blurted out a single "uhhhh", and he was teleprompterrific.

by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009