teeist

1. A self-proclaimed elitist in the golfing realm; someone who thinks they are the end-all be-all of golf and golf-related discussions.
2. Someone who pities the fool that doesn't enjoy golf.

Freddie's constant speeches about his golf skills make him sound like a teeist.

After Freddie shaved his head into a mohawk and started wearing that gold chain, he's been more of a teeist than ever.

by Skip Doogle May 3, 2018

Telesto

A gun created by bungie for the game destiny 2. it Is also bungie's worst nightmare as it always breaks the game just after it was fixed.

'hey dude wanna play destiny 2 ?'
'servers down'
'why ?'
'telesto"
"oh..."

by SamTheSamSams March 20, 2020

telestomp

In video games like Diablo 2 telestomping refers to the tactic of teleporting your player character (and all creatures that you control) on top of an enemy or enemy player and quickly bursting them down with lethal amounts of damage.

This character build starts out rather frail but as you acquire more powerful equipment you'll eventually dish out insane amounts of damage at which point you can just telestomp everything.

by endlessseptember January 5, 2021

telestronomy

A science that relates the testicular sex of rape rabbits with the ass pirates of south quebec

The ass pirates of south quebec descend from the original aboriginal/west vietnamese frenchmen seal coalers. they are a rare kind of maschetharph.

by DoctorFunkenstein June 20, 2004

tellist

A man who is loving caring and brave tries to make sometging out of nothing and loves everbody

"If tellist was the world i would have rocked it"

by Sam 😍 August 1, 2017

telestalker

An actor or actress who seems to be in every movie, television show, or advertisement that you see.

1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!

2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"

by MadisonB February 4, 2009

Telistubby

(Adj.)- Characterized by being notoriously short, corny and tubby (usually used to describe a female).

Convo:
-" Yo, dude I'm smashed right now. I'm going to go talk to that fat chick."

- " I'm gonna get that telistubby to go get me some bubbly"

by MMBeast January 7, 2008