Telefuckbuddy

Non-committed partner whom which one engages in phone sex with.

Friends with benefits, so to speak, with all benefits taking place over a phone line.

See also fuck buddy, friendship, slampiece.

My long distance girlfriend and I broke up a few weeks ago, but she's still my telefuckbuddy.

by thousandinone February 10, 2009

tablefucked

In military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.

I couldn't eat at breakfast this morning because I got tablefucked by a first-weeker.

by ViviWannabe December 5, 2009

Tearfucked

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.

"Man that movie really tearfucked me."

by Agade January 11, 2009

Telefunken

A better way to say phone

Aye bossman where’s me telefunken gone

by Leelo140 July 14, 2019

techfucked

Permanent unemployment due to the usage of humanoid robots in the workplace

Bob: "Dude, I lost my job to some freaking humanoid robot!"
Otto: "I feel ya bro, I lost mine months ago and all these bots is making it harder"
Bob:"Damn, I think we're out the job market unless we can travel back in time"
Otto: "hahaha, dream on bud"
Bob: "I guess were both techfucked"

by Precogni90 October 27, 2014

Telefuck

Persistant and often annoying sexual advances through text message

Brad won't stop texting me about letting him come over later. I wish he would stop trying to telefuck me.

by A. Kanfer February 25, 2007

Timefucked

The inability to finish a set piece of work due to the intervention by an all-powerful, omniscient force; often confused with procrastination.

"Those two BAMFs, Ross and Kevin, are so timefucked. They never seem to do their homework"

by Nivek725 December 9, 2008