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TELECRASTINATION

(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
It'll ring one more time before he answers. He suffers from telecrastination.
by SirZyrion April 19, 2006
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Telecrastination

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.
by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003
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Telegraphing

To convey an intentional, conscious or unconscious message, usually through facial expressions or body language, but can also include written or verbal comments.

Can also be refered to and used as "Telegraph" or "Telegraphed."
During a recent conversation Joanna made a comment of how much she enjoyed the company of men. Her boyfriend Harvey interpreted that to mean she either was already seeing other men, or was telegraphing her intentions.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 10, 2019
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telegraph

To flail about in a strange way as an excuse to make sexual contact with someone near you.
She had to leave because Tony kept telegraphing her.

That guy is a total telegraphist!
by Regular Pauly D March 27, 2011
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telecrastinating

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"
by jdawg840 April 22, 2009
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telerape

"And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Louie C.K. expressing his intent of telerape
by SpasticPlastic April 21, 2013
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telegraph intersection

A traffic intersection that, because of a lack of a protected turn and the flow of traffic, only lets one vehicle through per cycle of lights.
That guy up there is turning left and the light just turned green, by the time he turns, it'll be red again. I hate telegraph intersections.
by Lord Butterknife May 19, 2017
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