Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017

techton1k

The best f1 in schools team in St Olaves year 8

OMG, its TeChToN1K I'm so excited!!! I'm going to get their autograph!

by unkown>_< January 11, 2020

Tacatooie

When you're out in public but you really need to shit and there is no toilets around. So you chuck a tactical pooie.

"Chewie was at the beach and really needed to go, so he did a tacatooie in the water"

"Alessandro was walking in a dog park and had to go. So he chucked a tacatooie on the grass and blamed it on the dog"

by Chewiebaccie August 14, 2021

Techtor

A person who is good both in Acting and Technical Theater. And respects both worlds.

An actor after rehersal hangs lighting intstruments with the light crew or helps finish the set and is good at it.

by NJ_Represent December 23, 2004

tecktonik

Tecktonik seems to be a new French electro-dancing style as well as a modern name for French Electronic Music that is currently very popular in European Clubs.

It's dancing style is very hectic and rapid, with a bit of hip hop influences, but mostly looking like epileptic seizures- which is in no way meant as a negative way, considering the strobe lights usually make you look like that anyway.

"Woah, look at his Tecktonik moves!"
"This song is so tecktonik!"

by Lucky#Slevin December 9, 2008

Tecate

Mexican Beer

i'm going to buy some tecate for my friend

by unknown December 9, 2003

Teratophilia

The paraphilia of being sexually attracted to monsters or deformed people.

The Russian prostitute's Teratophilia made her wet for Donald Trump even before she peed all over him.

by Nekrobomb August 25, 2018