Teak 

The sophisticated way to better describe smoking crystal methods

Is he still teaking with her

Teak by Cash Goddess February 5, 2022

Teak 

Teak is a name for a Guy/Girl. He/She is a loving caring person who will take good care of those who are loved by Him/Her.

My boyfriend’s name is Teak, he looks after me so well. I love him so dearly.

Teak by anonymous September 8, 2022

Teak 

A traditional Thai name given to one who can fit the most dicks in their ass.

Congrats man, now you’re Teak.

Teak by Quorgan December 6, 2023

teak oil 

either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.

guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"

teak oil by the situation December 16, 2012

Geek Teak 

Geek: a slang term meaning a computer/Sci fi/horror/LARPer/gamer/etc expert or enthusiast.

Teak: a type of hardwood.

Geek Teak: When you feel intense, physical excitement over something or someone geeky. Non-gender specific.

"Wow- do you see that Slave Leia over there? I'm sporting huge geek teak."
-or-
"Hey, have you seen the latest trailer for 'The Knights of Badassdom'? Yea verily it gave me mighty geek teak."

Geek Teak by SarahsLame July 28, 2011

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

Oiling The Teak by Teakman April 27, 2009

ass over teakettle 

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

ass over teakettle by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006